Wednesday, January 31, 2007

so, really, what is it you do?

i figure it's about time i come back to this. and so i can generate...not content. maybe love?
yes, i will generate love. it'll make the heat in my room come back on. maybe the water too.

so here are some things i've done in the past few weeks:

Bob Saget Goes Of the Deep End
I interviewed Bob Saget for 14 minutes, thanked him for being my bastard surrogate father and then he ends on a poo joke. you really don't get much better than that. also, another great exchange,

roommate: hey, your bob saget article got picked up by [whatever name of college AP service is.]
me: oh, well. great.
roommate: you're the highest ranked article.
me: awesome.
roommate: ...at 943 hits.
me: ...

so, 943 people have claimed to read that.
i'm sorry.


In the latest piece of filth known as The Idiot Savant and I, we look at the best of 2007 and I make two jokes about penises.

Also, the original Sam Jackson dialogue should read like this:
me: Hey, Sam Jackson, what's your next movie about?
Samuel L. Motherfucking Jackson: YOU MEAN LIKE MY SPIKE TV SHOW AFRO SAMURAI, OR MY ROLE AS A NARRATOR IN BOB SAGET'S FARCE OF THE PENGUINS?
me: No, no. I mean the one with the title that means your penis.
Samuel L. Motherfucking Jackson: OH SHIT, YOU MEAN BLACK SNAKE MOAN!
Me: Hell yeah, Sam Jackson, break that shit down!
Samuel L. Motherfucking Jackson: IT'S ABOUT ME KEEPIN' A HOT-ASS WHITE WOMAN ON A CHAIN, MOTHERFUCKER!

yep. I can't see one reason why they'd remove that.


-I rank Factotum as the top tenth best film of 06, while the acting honor goes to Tomoya Nagase and Shichinosuke Nakamura for Yaji and Kita, the Midnight Pilgrims. (And to hear the best ending theme ever from Yaji X Kita, why don't you click here and listen to "I wanna be your fuck" okay?

that's been about it.

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