Monday, December 17, 2007

This Is How I Want To Die

"If you're HAPPY about getting free beer and cheap blended whiskey for thirty-eight minutes, or SAD about NOT getting free beer and cheap blended whiskey for thirty-eight minutes, you need to die. In a plane crash. And I get to fuck your eyes while we're crashing."
-Patton Oswalt.

Patton, I will see you soon. Please use protection and make sure they serve Philadelphia Whiskey and have Arrogant Bastard as the free beer. I'll even be willing to barter and sit through various episodes of Static Shock while you get off.

thanks,
-John

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