Friday, November 23, 2007

Why The Internet Must Solely Be For Porn

This comes from the front page of Filmwad, where the following was posted by Hector as a front-page editorial:
Here is a link to a live action GI Joe trailer.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=mPP-xYkchD4

This looks incredible- why have you guys not reported on this? This is major news.


In case you don't want to cut and paste, below you can find War Machine in all of its' glory. Not a "live action GI Joe trailer."



Produced and shot by iDiC Entertainment--a not so subtle nod to original G.I. Joe producers DIC Entertainment. Then again, the production company is also a band--called iDiC.

And they make a comic: "Bring The Pain," about a...something. I'm sort of losing interest in this. I'm still floored over the incredible attempt to cash in on the live-action G.I. Joe film with a hilarious trailer and spamming Filmwad.

Seriously, you spam Filmwad. That's the Interweb equivalent of answering a Classified Ad to sell your spec script to a large Polish man in a dark alley.

And because I had to, here are the lyrics from the song, "A Broken Wing" that also happens to come from iDiC:

It's just a little,a bitta--
A little bitta this going on right here
And I can't say baby
Where I'll be in a year
Got this thing going on strong
Going on long
And if I play my game right
Then I do my own song.

If we're gonna burn,then they're gonna burn first
that's how it goes.x3

[BITCHIN' METAL RIFF! YEAH]

Don't even think about it, act upon it
Eyes open into the sweet good night.
Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh.

YEAH

OWWW
OWW

YEAH!! YEEEEEEAH!

[MOAR Bitchin' Metal Rifts]

C'MON.

[some beeping]

[REPETITIVE POWER CHORDS!]

If we're gonna burn, then they're gonna burn first! x2
If we're gonna burn, then they're gonna burn FIRST [PLS NOTE USE OF CAPS]!
Don't even think about it, act upon it.
Eyes open into the sweet good night.
Don't even think about it, act upon it.
Nobody gets out of here alive.
Well don't even think about it, act upon it.
They'll never take me alivvvvvve!
OW!
OW!
YEAH, YEAH!

[beeps, high-hat, merciful sweet end.]




FYI: I did add a brief note to the Filmwad post about the trailer.

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1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes!!!
Thank God!
This looks so much better than the hollywood version. Awsome song, awsome trailer. When is this coming out? Is it a made for TV movie or a DVD or what?

1:33 AM  

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