Friday, October 26, 2007

Tales of Hoe: Overheard at CMJ

"She comes up to me after a panel and says, 'Your voice makes me wet.' I was like, whoa!"
-some DJ, IFC Center, screening of Flesh and Blood who then started count a stack of $20 bills as thick as my mini spiral bound 80-page notebook.

"Vince Vaughn's an asshole and the movie sucks."
-PR person outside an event, remarking on Vince Vaughn's Wild West Comedy Show

"I was just there and they don't even have a screening room."
"Really? That is odd."
"Yeah, I can't figure it out. I mean, I was down there at the Soho Grand--"
"Screening's at Tribeca."
"Hm?"
"The screening's at the Tribeca Grand."
"...I'm fucking retarded."
-me upon realizing I'm fucking retarded and can't tell the difference between the Soho Grand and Tribeca Grand. Luckily, I was at the press center on Lafayette and Houston. Very nearby the Tribeca Grand. Very not nearby, sorry.


"Oh god, and then I totally asked Will Smith what made him choose to play a poor guy. It was incredible."
-unnamed People Magazine staffer who kept his ID badge on while I ate dinner with Vadim and waited to see Control

"What band are you in?"
-a lot of drunk people to me.

"I'm Travis Morrison."
-me to a lot of drunk people.

"Who?"
-the common response. Hot Chocolate City represent. sigh.


"I work for Filmwad."
"Oh. Is that like a porn site?"
-me to MTV dude outside of Frank and CathyCindy at MoMA

"GEE HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AH AHA HA HA HA HA HA. Oh, I love how he makes his father into an asshole and his mother such a junkie."
-blonde, high-pitched woman sitting next to me at Frank and CathyCindy who may have been high. Or someone I know.

"CMJ sucks."
-friend of mine who is dead on.

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1 Comments:

Blogger lora said...

they said 'who' to travis morrison?
fuck them.

i also owe you an email. you will get it soonish.

10:57 PM  

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