Wednesday, August 23, 2006

when me and my friend coffee tripped the light fantastic.

once, me and my bestest friend in the whole wide world--that'd be Coffee--popped some black betties and two tabs of LSD so fine that we weren't just flying. We were making like pornography over teh interwebs we was going so fast.

So I said,
"Coffee, you're the best friend ever."

That's when Coffee forced me to make love to him and then we had to go share a Taiwanese massage down on Mott Street. It wasn't so bad, but the fact Coffee forgot his wallet and then threatened to shank the bitch made it a little awkward.

But then we all went out for green tea ice cream!
(just me and Coffee. coffee, it turns out, did shank the bitch, as he tends to do. Coffee is rather violent. it didn't help that he kept talking about slaying the shadow king and drinking his viscera. I mean, I don't know what that had to do with our green tea ice cream, but I'm sure Coffee had the whole thing under control.)

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

green tea ice cream is fucking mint, and not in the flavoured way, but the awesome way.

4:05 PM  

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